Barnes & Mullins 'The Bowley' Ukulele

About 5 months back I decided to invest in an up-market ukulele. You can have a lot of fun with the cheap ones, but as with any musical instrument, you very much get what you pay for. I did a lot of research and finally settled on a Barnes and Mullins model called 'The Bowley'.

The Bowley Ukulele

Colour-blind Unite!

Q: If roses are red and violets are blue. What colour are farts?
A: Burple!

The Ishihara Test is designed to smoke out mutants.
What number do you see in the image above?

It may come as no surprise to discover that I am colour-blind. And to be honest although I've tried over the years to explain what that means, I've never managed to come up with an explanation that I'm happy with.

Does my condition make be a mutant?

Am I a god-damned freak of nature?

Let's find out...

Sheet Music - "Rat Pack"

Join me now as I delve once more into 'the Crate' and dig out some Sheet Music of yester-year.

Tonight's theme is the Rat Pack.

Time after Time
by Sammy Cahn & Jule Styne (c) 1947

[•REC] (2007)

If Terry Wogan ever decides to start a EuroZombie Film Contest, then I'm thinking that I might just have stumbled across a hot favourite to win it.

La bienvenida España!

Claudia Silva in REC, Castelao Productions 2007

When I think of Spain, I don't tend to think of zombies. Tonight's film caught me well and truly off-guard.

REC is a wobbly camcorder first person thriller. Yeah, I know what you're thinking... I was thinking it too... but bear with me... it might just be worth your while...

Yusaku Hanakuma Ukulele Designs

Jiu-Jitsu Designer Ukulele

Before you go suing me Yusaka... this is only a bit of fun!