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12 September 2012

The King Uke System

It is with great regret that I must inform you that this will be my last post on the Ukulele Blog. It's been fun, but unfortunately like all good things, it must come to an end. The reason? I have been lucky enough to come into a substantial amount of money that means I shall be buying a small island in the Pacific without internet access. How can this be? Read on...

My good fortune started a couple of weeks ago when a soon to be best friend Mr Donald Kaberuka contacted me...


From the Desk of Mr. Donald Kaberuka.African Development Bank Group. (

Attention Beneficiary,

I am Mr. Donald kaberuka, the President, African Development Bank Group. This is to bring to your notice that my office has taking over all the money transaction originated from any part of Africa and Europe countries as contract payment, Fund Inheritance or Lottery Winning due to Unauthorized/incapability of financial Institutions/security companies in releasing such huge sum of money due to Fraud, terrorist and money Laundry activities going on world wide.

The World Bank Group has Mandated the African Development Bank (ADB) via my Office to release funds to beneficiaries through a means preferable by the beneficiary, Hence Your Name appears as one of The fund beneficiaries whom their fund was successfully cleared forpayment.

Your money will be released to you through a means preferable by you either by (1) through online banking transfer or (2) Payment through Delivery of ATM CARD (3) Through Bank to Bank wire transfer to avoid paying excess charges.

You are therefore advised to re-confirm or direct us for immediate release of your money, Most importantly be aware that (Five Million United States Dollars (US$ 5, 000, 000.00) Only was allocated to you as the approved amount due to you.

Be also informed that all the documents regarding this approval and authorisation has been issued in your name. Therefore be aware that your funds has obtained all her clearance to be released to you.

Yours faithfully,
Mr. Donald Kaberuka.
President, African Development Bank Group.


Well, what would you say if I was to tell you that I've only gone and hit the jackpot again! Yep! Lightening really does strike twice!

Dear Beloved,
I pray you find peace with this. I’m Ruth Hull from United State, wife to late Dr. Harry Underwood an Ex-Chairman of T.O.C. London who died on air crash on a vacation to the Canary Islands, Spain Wednesday, 20 August, 2008.
Here is the proof.
We were married with no child and I decided not to remarry since I’m now old. When my husband was alive, he deposited $25,800,000.00 (Twenty five million, Eight hundred thousand Dollars) in a finance house which he intended to use for a charity project. And the bank wrote me a week ago to come and claim this money as the next of kin or give an authority letter to someone who can do it for me. I can’t do this myself because I am presently in a hospital where I’ve been taking treatment for cancer of the lungs for the past four years. My doctors have told me that I have only but few weeks to live that is why I decided to use this fund for charity work. I have no good person in our family who can do this for me, so I decided to look for a sincere person or family who can use 80% of the fund to run the charity. As soon as you respond, I will write an authority letter to the bank to release the fund to you. I want you to promise me that you will use this fund exactly as I have said .you can get back to me with emai
I await your urgent reply.
Ruth Hull

I don't know what I'm doing right, but they do say that good luck comes in threes. I expect to be a billionaire by the end of the month! But first I need a yacht...


  1. The same thing just happened to me,too.
    So it is lucky that I sent him all my details,plus $1000 in processing fees.All I have to do now is just wait for him to get back to me.
    And here I am thinking I've had nothing but a run of bad luck lately.

    I think I'll have to close my blog down too,since I'll have too many cigars to smoke and champagne to drink when the money comes back from my good friend Donnie at the African Development Bank Group.

    I'll have to start picking out which Island to buy as well.
    There's a little island off the coast of Tasmania with an African sounding name that I quite like called "New Zealand". I'll just buy all the natives out and send them to Bondi beach in Sydney,then buy that big bee-hive looking house in Wellington and paint it green and gold and put in a heated swimming pool.-)

  2. That island sounds like a really nice place. Can I come and live with you? I had been meaning to share this with you, and now's as good a time as any. Take a listen to the LocalGuysShow podcast: I just listened to two episodes on conspiracy and some of the stuff discussed just had me shaking my head in disbelief. Only in America! However, his comments on the Illuminati are obviously correct. I think these wins that we've just had are actually the Illuminati releasing funds back into the global economy to ease world-wide recession... and as a thank you for our blogging efforts. Who ever said that you couldn't make your fortune blogging eh! Look who's laughing now! I predict that we'll own Australia by the end of the year. And once we have Australia, I suggest we buy Great Britain. I want to restore this place and challenge you to a game of billiards...

  3. Have you visited this island
    "New Zealand"?
    Do you really think it's big enough to put two houses on?
    I guess we can give it a go.

    That British billiard room is going to require a bit of the old
    "Exit Mold" and a few toothbrushes.

    I know all this conspiracy stuff,by the way,I am a Jew after all.That's why the Illuminati are sending me all this hush money...eventually...but I don't think they were too happy about my Occupy Monstanto post,considering the carpet bombing of my house with rotten tomatoes...and the dead hooker on my front steps.
    I wouldn't mind so much if it wasn't a rugby league hooker.-)

    All joking aside though these guys are pretty right on with what they are saying.

  4. I have trouble believing that anyone has the time and skill to do all the stuff they talk about Daz. I'm a non-believer! There... I've said it!

  5. Re:
    "All joking aside though these guys are pretty right on with what they are saying".

    I only listened to the first 10 minutes of that pod-cast to tell the truth...I've heard this stuff before and didn't really want to have to wade through it again.I couldn't imagine they were going to tell me something I hadn't already heard.
    But they were right with Obama,he is just a puppet like the rest of the candidates.The voting game is a no win game for the voters.

  6. Oh okay... it shoots off in all sorts of tangents. Crazy shit!

  7. Have you received your money yet? It seems to have gone all quiet at my end. Hmmm...

  8. As a matter of fact I did.
    And to think I've turned these fine outstanding caring genuine bankers down many times before thinking they were just scammers after my details.It saddens me to no end.
    Donnie only sent me
    US$ 5, 000, 000.00 with a note that said
    "Mr.Dazza,US$ 5, 000, 000.00 only was allocated to you as the approved amount due to you"

    I found this a bit disappointing seeing that you are holding a check in the above post for
    $18 992 109 from The Last King of Scotland Bank...or one of those other fine trustworthy African banks.And when I rang up Rupert Murdoch to ask how much he wanted for New Zealand,he told me
    US$5 000 001.
    So to get that extra dollar to pay him I put it on Red at the roulette table and you'll never believe this but orange came up instead...stupid African casino!
    Oh,well Murdoch can keep his stupid African island and his mud mining operation going over there for all I care,I have a blog to get up and running again.

    Oh,here's a tip.If they send you the money,don't be stupid and put it on the red like I did...I'm still kicking myself over that one.
    Be smart and put it all on the orange.